North Arlington Police in Kearny

[Strife767]

Are you sure they weren't watching you?  I hear that the NAPD is now teamed up with the CIA, the FBI, and the MIB using hi-tech equipment in a plot to monitor which times Kearny residents set their alarm clocks to in the morning.  Isn't this an intrusion of privacy?  You should call the Kearny desk sergeant and ask if this is legal. 

Also, the other day I was driving up the Belleville Pike and I passed a North Arlington police officer and he looked at me.  I mean he looked right at me.  I wasn't going over the speed limit or running red lights or anything and this guy glanced right over at me.  Next time, I'm going to look right back at him AND make eye contact.  I may even get his car number so I can report this intrusive behavior. 

It doesn't stop there either.  I recently saw a Bergen County Health Department vehicle traveling in Kearny.  What were they doing there?  Were they trying to enforce the Bergen County health code on Hudson County residents.  Maybe they were looking for pooper-scooper violators outside of their geographical boundaries.  They have no right!  I yelled out, "Why have you left your geographical boundaries!" but they did not reply.  To this day, I still have no answers. 

Finally, yesterday, I saw a McDonald's tractor trailer in Kearny.  Benign - I think not!  There is no McDonald's restaurant in Kearny.  They must have been using OUR roads to travel to a McDonald's in another town!  I called Kearny Burger King to demand an explanation and can you believe they told me that they have no control over where McDonald's trucks drive.

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LOL, that was hilarious--nice satire.