Guest Guest Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Position: Bagman Job Description : Deliver envelopes to selected Officials and VIP's in the town and not ask any questions. Requirements: Must be over three feet tall (to ring bell), have own car, keep mouth shut, carry up to five 8 envelopes aand not mix them up, and act as if you own the town while everyone knows what is going on but is afraid to speak up. Salary: Around $125,000 but may be more with multiple titles. No medical exam, honesty, brains, or human decency required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest seashell Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 I would like to apply for the job!!!!!!!!! would the spelling and gramar count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 There are no educational requirements. And remember, if you get caught you can plead the fifth commandment and decide not to incinerate yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 sounds like a good second job for a cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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