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Position: Bagman

Job Description : Deliver envelopes to selected Officials and VIP's in the town and not ask any questions.

Requirements: Must be over three feet tall (to ring bell), have own car, keep mouth shut, carry up to five 8 envelopes aand not mix them up, and act as if you own the town while everyone knows what is going on but is afraid to speak up.

Salary: Around $125,000 but may be more with multiple titles.

No medical exam, honesty, brains, or human decency required.

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