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Guest Hank Carlin
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Guest Hank Carlin

Countdown to the most anticipated start of a school year ever.There should be an opening ceremony at the High School stadium. A few things could be celebrated. !st James Doran can introduce the Board of Educations newly formed High School Super team, 2nd The newly cast ten foot tall statue of the Mayor would be unveiled. 3rd Of course being on Hamilton street, Everyone entering the stadium would have had to drive over the new traffic speed bumps to get there.. 4th. Everyone in the stands would give the new Vice Principal a standing ovation as they all watch him enter a specially placed Port a San toilet. The school year would be off to a great start.

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Guest Wilfron Garcia

Great Message Hank, That would be a good time. It would be even more exciting to See the VP in the port o san with rockets going off and then fireworks displays. We could have all The dpw workers there, hand out sparklers. All the school janitors too. That's right ,Moto and all of his hard workers, even the real''Happy'' twitchy one. Maybe uncle Ray would be a good sport and volunteer for a dunk tank. We could take him for a ride for once. And soak him like he soaks us. There could be a town hall fun house created, for all the clowns. Jiust some more suggestions for the event committee's approval.

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Guest Martin

Wouldn't the Odd couple bar be interested in joining in the fun? They could sponsor a wet t shirt contest. For all the ******* ******** ******* bar fllies There could be a weight guesser and The fabulous ****** brothers could sing ''Folsom prison blues' What a great night for entertainment, What a night to be a Harrisonian.

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Guest Spanish Jack

Where does one buy tickets for this event? At the Recreation center? I have family coming in for the month of September. I'm sure that they would enjoy the clowns. and the DPW. workers passing out sparklers. Will the new vice principal be telling any scat jokes? Will there be any stolen unclaimed bikes raffled off?Will any of the Kearny on the Web superstars be making appearances?

Big Willie,Changeling, Aunt Bunhead ,Elmo, Ricky Ricardo., Al Camper, Moto, The Flinching happy guy? Please don't let the family down.

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