Guest Patriot Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 AN OPEN LETTER TO LEFTISTS Are you troubled by liberalism? Not sure why your brain works the way it does? Fear not! Join "Liberals Anonymous" and recover your brain with this 12-step program. Step 1. Admit that you're a liberal. You're not "progressive," "moderate" or "enlightened". You're a liberal and you need to be honest with yourself. Step 2. Pledge to support your beliefs with facts. Realize that truth is more important than moral superiority. Step 3. Love America. Difficult for those who are terrified of being envied by those who hate America. Step 4. Take a college level economics class. A Socialist is defined as someone who's never taken an economics class. Step 5. Say "no" to Communism and Socialism. While obvious to some, if difficult to understand, spend a month in Cuba. Step 6. Corporations are not evil. If you get some kind of paycheck, thank a corporation. Step 7. The government is inefficient. If you believe the government needs more taxes to take care of us, call the IRS and ask any question. Steo 8. The earth is not your "mother", and she's not dying. Reading "The Skeptical Environmentalist" by Bjorn Lomorg will help. Step 9. Stop smoking weed. Marijuana is distorting your sense of reality. Step 10. Eat a hamburger. You can put your sprouts and tofu on the hamburger but get some meat into you, you'll look and think better. Step 11. Stop re-writing political history. It's now time to admit that Bill Clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-racist-rapist jackass, Hillary Clinton is one of the worst role models for women in this country, Al Gore really did lose the 2000 election by every vote tabulation you attempt, Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and didn't create the homeless problem, John McCain is not a typical Republican, and Jimmy Carter is an anti-Semite with one of the worst presidential records of anyone in history. Step 12. Be a missionary. Share your recovery with others less fortunate. Congratulations, and welcome to reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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