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AN OPEN LETTER TO LEFTISTS

Are you troubled by liberalism? Not sure why your brain works the way it does? Fear not! Join "Liberals Anonymous" and recover your brain with this 12-step program.

Step 1. Admit that you're a liberal. You're not "progressive," "moderate" or "enlightened". You're a liberal and you need to be honest with yourself.

Step 2. Pledge to support your beliefs with facts. Realize that truth is more important than moral superiority.

Step 3. Love America. Difficult for those who are terrified of being envied by those who hate America.

Step 4. Take a college level economics class. A Socialist is defined as someone who's never taken an economics class.

Step 5. Say "no" to Communism and Socialism. While obvious to some, if difficult to understand, spend a month in Cuba.

Step 6. Corporations are not evil. If you get some kind of paycheck, thank a corporation.

Step 7. The government is inefficient. If you believe the government needs more taxes to take care of us, call the IRS and ask any question.

Steo 8. The earth is not your "mother", and she's not dying. Reading "The Skeptical Environmentalist" by Bjorn Lomorg will help.

Step 9. Stop smoking weed. Marijuana is distorting your sense of reality.

Step 10. Eat a hamburger. You can put your sprouts and tofu on the hamburger but get some meat into you, you'll look and think better.

Step 11. Stop re-writing political history. It's now time to admit that Bill Clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-racist-rapist jackass, Hillary Clinton is one of the worst role models for women

in this country, Al Gore really did lose the 2000 election by every vote tabulation you attempt, Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and didn't

create the homeless problem, John McCain is not a typical Republican, and Jimmy Carter is an anti-Semite with one of the worst presidential records

of anyone in history.

Step 12. Be a missionary. Share your recovery with others less fortunate.

Congratulations, and welcome to reality.

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AN OPEN LETTER TO LEFTISTS

Are you troubled by liberalism? Not sure why your brain works the way it does? Fear not! Join "Liberals Anonymous" and recover your brain with this 12-step program.

Step 1. Admit that you're a liberal. You're not "progressive," "moderate" or "enlightened". You're a liberal and you need to be honest with yourself.

Step 2. Pledge to support your beliefs with facts. Realize that truth is more important than moral superiority.

Step 3. Love America. Difficult for those who are terrified of being envied by those who hate America.

Step 4. Take a college level economics class. A Socialist is defined as someone who's never taken an economics class.

Step 5. Say "no" to Communism and Socialism. While obvious to some, if difficult to understand, spend a month in Cuba.

Step 6. Corporations are not evil. If you get some kind of paycheck, thank a corporation.

Step 7. The government is inefficient. If you believe the government needs more taxes to take care of us, call the IRS and ask any question.

Steo 8. The earth is not your "mother", and she's not dying. Reading "The Skeptical Environmentalist" by Bjorn Lomorg will help.

Step 9. Stop smoking weed. Marijuana is distorting your sense of reality.

Step 10. Eat a hamburger. You can put your sprouts and tofu on the hamburger but get some meat into you, you'll look and think better.

Step 11. Stop re-writing political history. It's now time to admit that Bill Clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-racist-rapist jackass, Hillary Clinton is one of the worst role models for women

in this country, Al Gore really did lose the 2000 election by every vote tabulation you attempt, Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and didn't

create the homeless problem, John McCain is not a typical Republican, and Jimmy Carter is an anti-Semite with one of the worst presidential records

of anyone in history.

Step 12. Be a missionary. Share your recovery with others less fortunate.

Congratulations, and welcome to reality.

God bless President-Elect Barack H. Obama. America needs him.

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AN OPEN LETTER TO LEFTISTS

Reality Check for GOP

Are you troubled by liberalism? Not sure why your brain works the way it does? Fear not! Join "Liberals Anonymous" and recover your brain with this 12-step program.

Are YOU as troubled by your candidate as Limbaugh, Coulter, Hastert, Buckley, etc etc are? Any clue why they think McCain is the death of the Repub party?

Step 1. Admit that you're a liberal. You're not "progressive," "moderate" or "enlightened". You're a liberal and you need to be honest with yourself.

1a. Admit that America is centrist and moderate not liberal nor conservative. Liberal, liberal, liberal there I said it but it doesn't mean a thing. The minority party (that would be you) days of scaring people are gone. McCain Palin has replaced any fear of Dems that may have existed. Admit that your party has abandoned America.

Step 2. Pledge to support your beliefs with facts. Realize that truth is more important than moral superiority.

2a. OK Here's some facts for you. The current Repub policies have bankrupted our country, broke our military, polarized the electorate with mindless drivel from lemmings like you that are about to crash and burn. FACT

Step 3. Love America. Difficult for those who are terrified of being envied by those who hate America.

3a. I'm a 30 year plus military combat veteran. I fought for your right to be ignorant, so enjoy it and shut up abour loving America like you have a monopoly on it. Practice what you preach and not by wearing an American flag made in China on your lapel.

Step 4. Take a college level economics class. A Socialist is defined as someone who's never taken an economics class.

4a. Retake a college economics class only this time try to pass. Explain why Bush's bailout isn't socialism.

Step 5. Say "no" to Communism and Socialism. While obvious to some, if difficult to understand, spend a month in Cuba.

Very obvious that were have socialized the banking industry under Repubs. Communism? I've fought it all my life even when Bush said he can work with Putin. Then Bush's bud Putin invaded Georgia.

Step 6. Corporations are not evil. If you get some kind of paycheck, thank a corporation.

6a. Neither are educators. If you can read thank a teacher and don't bash the NEA.

Step 7. The government is inefficient. If you believe the government needs more taxes to take care of us, call the IRS and ask any question.

7a. Finally agreement. Gov't is inefficient. If your think you can spend your way out of debt call AIG and attend their gov't funded spa work sessions.

Steo 8. The earth is not your "mother", and she's not dying. Reading "The Skeptical Environmentalist" by Bjorn Lomorg will help.

8a. Please, it's a metaphorical expression for the earth and it's biosphere. Reading John McCain's comments that "global warming is a threat to our national security" may help.

Step 9. Stop smoking weed. Marijuana is distorting your sense of reality.

9a. Never smoked weed. Question, what has distorted your reality?

Step 10. Eat a hamburger. You can put your sprouts and tofu on the hamburger but get some meat into you, you'll look and think better.

10a. Eat some French fries and French toast. Forget the lamest thing to come out of the repub controlled congress, freedom fries and freedom toast.

Step 11. Stop re-writing political history. It's now time to admit that Bill Clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-racist-rapist jackass, Hillary Clinton is one of the worst role models for women in this country,

Al Gore really did lose the 2000 election by every vote tabulation you attempt, Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and didn't

create the homeless problem, John McCain is not a typical Republican, and Jimmy Carter is an anti-Semite with one of the worst presidential records of anyone in history.

11a. clinton lying cheater? Yep. Rapist? Only in your alternative world (there's that fact thing again). Jimmy Carter one of the worst? Yep, but we all know who is lower ;) Hillary not a good role model? Women think so, I'll leave it there.

Step 12. Be a missionary. Share your recovery with others less fortunate.

12a. OK share your address and we'll try help your unfortunate self, although there's little help for your party.

Congratulations, and welcome to reality.

At least YOUR version of reality about to be realigned on Nov 4th.

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aww you republicans have really hit the panic button huh after this last debate huh?

AN OPEN LETTER TO LEFTISTS

Are you troubled by liberalism? Not sure why your brain works the way it does? Fear not! Join "Liberals Anonymous" and recover your brain with this 12-step program.

Step 1. Admit that you're a liberal. You're not "progressive," "moderate" or "enlightened". You're a liberal and you need to be honest with yourself.

Step 2. Pledge to support your beliefs with facts. Realize that truth is more important than moral superiority.

Step 3. Love America. Difficult for those who are terrified of being envied by those who hate America.

Step 4. Take a college level economics class. A Socialist is defined as someone who's never taken an economics class.

Step 5. Say "no" to Communism and Socialism. While obvious to some, if difficult to understand, spend a month in Cuba.

Step 6. Corporations are not evil. If you get some kind of paycheck, thank a corporation.

Step 7. The government is inefficient. If you believe the government needs more taxes to take care of us, call the IRS and ask any question.

Steo 8. The earth is not your "mother", and she's not dying. Reading "The Skeptical Environmentalist" by Bjorn Lomorg will help.

Step 9. Stop smoking weed. Marijuana is distorting your sense of reality.

Step 10. Eat a hamburger. You can put your sprouts and tofu on the hamburger but get some meat into you, you'll look and think better.

Step 11. Stop re-writing political history. It's now time to admit that Bill Clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-racist-rapist jackass, Hillary Clinton is one of the worst role models for women

in this country, Al Gore really did lose the 2000 election by every vote tabulation you attempt, Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and didn't

create the homeless problem, John McCain is not a typical Republican, and Jimmy Carter is an anti-Semite with one of the worst presidential records

of anyone in history.

Step 12. Be a missionary. Share your recovery with others less fortunate.

Congratulations, and welcome to reality.

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AN OPEN LETTER TO LEFTISTS

Are you troubled by liberalism? Not sure why your brain works the way it does? Fear not! Join "Liberals Anonymous" and recover your brain with this 12-step program.

Step 1. Admit that you're a liberal. You're not "progressive," "moderate" or "enlightened". You're a liberal and you need to be honest with yourself.

Step 2. Pledge to support your beliefs with facts. Realize that truth is more important than moral superiority.

Step 3. Love America. Difficult for those who are terrified of being envied by those who hate America.

Step 4. Take a college level economics class. A Socialist is defined as someone who's never taken an economics class.

Step 5. Say "no" to Communism and Socialism. While obvious to some, if difficult to understand, spend a month in Cuba.

Step 6. Corporations are not evil. If you get some kind of paycheck, thank a corporation.

Step 7. The government is inefficient. If you believe the government needs more taxes to take care of us, call the IRS and ask any question.

Steo 8. The earth is not your "mother", and she's not dying. Reading "The Skeptical Environmentalist" by Bjorn Lomorg will help.

Step 9. Stop smoking weed. Marijuana is distorting your sense of reality.

Step 10. Eat a hamburger. You can put your sprouts and tofu on the hamburger but get some meat into you, you'll look and think better.

Step 11. Stop re-writing political history. It's now time to admit that Bill Clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-racist-rapist jackass, Hillary Clinton is one of the worst role models for women

in this country, Al Gore really did lose the 2000 election by every vote tabulation you attempt, Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and didn't

create the homeless problem, John McCain is not a typical Republican, and Jimmy Carter is an anti-Semite with one of the worst presidential records

of anyone in history.

Step 12. Be a missionary. Share your recovery with others less fortunate.

Congratulations, and welcome to reality.

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