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The Center For Disease Control (CDC) has identified a new disease that has just appeared. It's being named PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome). Normal Americans appear to be immune to this disease, it is only effecting the Loony Left. Symptoms begin with incoherent mumblings and progess to loud rantings and frothing at the mouth over a period of days. Electric shock treatment has been shown to be effective in treating the most severe cases, bedrest and sedation is also helpful. After the election in Nov. when Sarah Palin becomes V.P. the disease is expected to peak and then gradually begin tapering off as the effected Loonys begin overdosing on Kool-Aid. Watch Fox News for further updates.

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The Center For Disease Control (CDC) has identified a new disease that has just appeared. It's being named PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome). Normal Americans appear to be immune to this disease, it is only effecting the Loony Left. Symptoms begin with incoherent mumblings and progess to loud rantings and frothing at the mouth over a period of days. Electric shock treatment has been shown to be effective in treating the most severe cases, bedrest and sedation is also helpful. After the election in Nov. when Sarah Palin becomes V.P. the disease is expected to peak and then gradually begin tapering off as the effected Loonys begin overdosing on Kool-Aid. Watch Fox News for further updates.

Sarah Palin = J. Danforth Quayle (minus the Y chromosome)

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The Center For Disease Control (CDC) has identified a new disease that has just appeared. It's being named PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome). Normal Americans appear to be immune to this disease, it is only effecting the Loony Left. Symptoms begin with incoherent mumblings and progess to loud rantings and frothing at the mouth over a period of days. Electric shock treatment has been shown to be effective in treating the most severe cases, bedrest and sedation is also helpful. After the election in Nov. when Sarah Palin becomes V.P. the disease is expected to peak and then gradually begin tapering off as the effected Loonys begin overdosing on Kool-Aid. Watch Fox News for further updates.

Seems strange that you're familiar with medical literature yet STILL have found no way to pull your head from your butt. :rolleyes:

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The Center For Disease Control (CDC) has identified a new disease that has just appeared. It's being named PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome). Normal Americans appear to be immune to this disease, it is only effecting the Loony Left. Symptoms begin with incoherent mumblings and progess to loud rantings and frothing at the mouth over a period of days. Electric shock treatment has been shown to be effective in treating the most severe cases, bedrest and sedation is also helpful. After the election in Nov. when Sarah Palin becomes V.P. the disease is expected to peak and then gradually begin tapering off as the effected Loonys begin overdosing on Kool-Aid. Watch Fox News for further updates.

I almost split a gut laughing! Great post.

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