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Anthony works for the street department

Grabbing his quarters for Sunday

Harrison’s mayor left a not on my door

It said

Please vote for me in November

Kickbacks buy you a river view condo shack

You never thought you’d buy

He’s got a boat on the Hackensack

See that’s what he bought with your money

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

Stadium officials have broken ground

And soon it will be the town’s ruin

The ground at night glows a spooky eerie green

And smells rancid

Public Service used to make their gas

Gound there is also bad

It borders Newark and will be so bad

At least you will still pay you taxes

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

You should never have voted him the first time

But you are stuck for now

Looks like 40 mil was spent against you will

You see what you get for your money

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

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Anthony works for the street department

Grabbing his quarters for Sunday

Harrison’s mayor left a not on my door

It said

Please vote for me in November

Kickbacks buy you a river view condo shack

You never thought you’d buy

He’s got a boat on the Hackensack

See that’s what he bought with your money

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

Stadium officials have broken ground

And soon it will be the town’s ruin

The ground at night glows a spooky eerie green

And smells rancid

Public Service used to make their gas

Gound there is also bad

It borders Newark and will be so bad

At least you will still pay you taxes

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

You should never have voted him the first time

But you are stuck for now

Looks like 40 mil was spent against you will

You see what you get for your money

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

:lol: really, why do you write these witty songs? don't get me wrong, I really enjoy them, but why? Do me a favor and answer me, I am your #1 fan you know, (flashing of the boobs)

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:lol:  really, why do you write these witty songs?  don't get me wrong, I really enjoy them, but why?  Do me a favor and answer me, I am your #1 fan you know, (flashing of the boobs)

I write them because I am a disgruntled town employee who is nearing retirement and just don’t give a damn anymore. I hope they lose come election time

By the way nice boobs!

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Anthony works for the street department

Grabbing his quarters for Sunday

Harrison’s mayor left a not on my door

It said

Please vote for me in November

Kickbacks buy you a river view condo shack

You never thought you’d buy

He’s got a boat on the Hackensack

See that’s what he bought with your money

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

Stadium officials have broken ground

And soon it will be the town’s ruin

The ground at night glows a spooky eerie green

And smells rancid

Public Service used to make their gas

Gound there is also bad

It borders Newark and will be so bad

At least you will still pay you taxes

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

You should never have voted him the first time

But you are stuck for now

Looks like 40 mil was spent against you will

You see what you get for your money

I don’t want to hear you whine

You vote for him all the time

If that’s what you want then I’m movin out

You are a "boob" . No one has broken ground for the Stadium! Is any of your other info. as wrong?

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:lol:  really, why do you write these witty songs?  don't get me wrong, I really enjoy them, but why?  Do me a favor and answer me, I am your #1 fan you know, (flashing of the boobs)

Please don't flash your boobs, I'm afraid my computer will crash.

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I write them because I am a disgruntled town employee who is nearing retirement and just  don’t give a damn anymore. I hope they lose come election time

By the way nice boobs!

:lol: Yes they are!!! I really like what you write, and I agree with everything you say. It is about time someone has the ball$ to be honest. Please keep them coming, you make my day a little nicer. (still flashing) ;)

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Please don't flash your boobs, I'm afraid my computer will crash.

Baby, you know you want to see them. Jealous because you don't have talent or balls to say the truth, or maybe you never even came close to a "boob"? Sorry, I will only flash the best.

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Please don't flash your boobs, I'm afraid my computer will crash.

Baby, you know you want to see them. Jealous because you don't have talent or balls to say the truth, or maybe you never even came close to a "boob"? Sorry, I will only flash the best.

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I write them because I am a disgruntled town employee who is nearing retirement and just  don’t give a damn anymore. I hope they lose come election time

By the way nice boobs!

:lol: Yes they are!!! I really like what you write, and I agree with everything you say. It is about time someone has the ball$ to be honest. Please keep them coming, you make my day a little nicer. (still flashing) ;)

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:lol:  Yes they are!!!  I really like what you write, and I agree with everything you say.  It is about time someone has the ball$ to be honest.  Please keep them coming, you make my day a little nicer.  (still flashing) :lol:

More to come soon!

Also we will have "Harrison Joke Central"

$40,000.000.00 (first joke)

Street Department (second joke)

Voters of Harrison (third joke)

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More to come soon!

Also we will have "Harrison Joke Central"

$40,000.000.00 (first joke)

Street Department (second joke)

Voters of Harrison (third joke)

:huh: I can not wait to read what you have to say. I bet you are pi$$ing alot of people off, and that is great. Can anyone submit a joke about our town?

Flasher

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:ph34r: I can not wait to read what you have to say.  I bet you are pi$$ing alot of people off, and that is great.  Can anyone submit a joke about our town? 

Flasher

JOKE # 1

HOMEOWNERS IN TOWNS LIKE SHORT HILLS AND MONTCLAIR, COMPLAIN THAT ALL OF THE 'NEW' HOMES THAT THEIR NEIGHBORS ARE BUILDING, ARE GIGANTIC McMANSIONS. HOW COME ALL HARRISON GETS ARE Clostophobic

"BABY' MINI-MACS? The rooms are 'so' tiny, that it'll take the 'whole' apr to fit in a /complete ' KING-SIZE BEDROOM SET, "WITH ROOM TO WALK, AS IS SHOWN in the PICTURES in the HOME DECORATING MAGAZINES.

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