Guest Billy Joel Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Anthony works for the street department Grabbing his quarters for Sunday Harrison’s mayor left a not on my door It said Please vote for me in November Kickbacks buy you a river view condo shack You never thought you’d buy He’s got a boat on the Hackensack See that’s what he bought with your money I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out Stadium officials have broken ground And soon it will be the town’s ruin The ground at night glows a spooky eerie green And smells rancid Public Service used to make their gas Gound there is also bad It borders Newark and will be so bad At least you will still pay you taxes I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out You should never have voted him the first time But you are stuck for now Looks like 40 mil was spent against you will You see what you get for your money I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Anthony works for the street departmentGrabbing his quarters for Sunday Harrison’s mayor left a not on my door It said Please vote for me in November Kickbacks buy you a river view condo shack You never thought you’d buy He’s got a boat on the Hackensack See that’s what he bought with your money I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out Stadium officials have broken ground And soon it will be the town’s ruin The ground at night glows a spooky eerie green And smells rancid Public Service used to make their gas Gound there is also bad It borders Newark and will be so bad At least you will still pay you taxes I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out You should never have voted him the first time But you are stuck for now Looks like 40 mil was spent against you will You see what you get for your money I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out <{POST_SNAPBACK}> really, why do you write these witty songs? don't get me wrong, I really enjoy them, but why? Do me a favor and answer me, I am your #1 fan you know, (flashing of the boobs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 really, why do you write these witty songs? don't get me wrong, I really enjoy them, but why? Do me a favor and answer me, I am your #1 fan you know, (flashing of the boobs) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I write them because I am a disgruntled town employee who is nearing retirement and just don’t give a damn anymore. I hope they lose come election time By the way nice boobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest in the know Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Anthony works for the street departmentGrabbing his quarters for Sunday Harrison’s mayor left a not on my door It said Please vote for me in November Kickbacks buy you a river view condo shack You never thought you’d buy He’s got a boat on the Hackensack See that’s what he bought with your money I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out Stadium officials have broken ground And soon it will be the town’s ruin The ground at night glows a spooky eerie green And smells rancid Public Service used to make their gas Gound there is also bad It borders Newark and will be so bad At least you will still pay you taxes I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out You should never have voted him the first time But you are stuck for now Looks like 40 mil was spent against you will You see what you get for your money I don’t want to hear you whine You vote for him all the time If that’s what you want then I’m movin out <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are a "boob" . No one has broken ground for the Stadium! Is any of your other info. as wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 2smart4u Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 really, why do you write these witty songs? don't get me wrong, I really enjoy them, but why? Do me a favor and answer me, I am your #1 fan you know, (flashing of the boobs) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Please don't flash your boobs, I'm afraid my computer will crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 You are a "boob" . No one has broken ground for the Stadium! Is any of your other info. as wrong? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe You tell me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 I write them because I am a disgruntled town employee who is nearing retirement and just don’t give a damn anymore. I hope they lose come election timeBy the way nice boobs! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes they are!!! I really like what you write, and I agree with everything you say. It is about time someone has the ball$ to be honest. Please keep them coming, you make my day a little nicer. (still flashing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Please don't flash your boobs, I'm afraid my computer will crash. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Baby, you know you want to see them. Jealous because you don't have talent or balls to say the truth, or maybe you never even came close to a "boob"? Sorry, I will only flash the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Please don't flash your boobs, I'm afraid my computer will crash. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Baby, you know you want to see them. Jealous because you don't have talent or balls to say the truth, or maybe you never even came close to a "boob"? Sorry, I will only flash the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 I write them because I am a disgruntled town employee who is nearing retirement and just don’t give a damn anymore. I hope they lose come election timeBy the way nice boobs! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes they are!!! I really like what you write, and I agree with everything you say. It is about time someone has the ball$ to be honest. Please keep them coming, you make my day a little nicer. (still flashing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Yes they are!!! I really like what you write, and I agree with everything you say. It is about time someone has the ball$ to be honest. Please keep them coming, you make my day a little nicer. (still flashing) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More to come soon! Also we will have "Harrison Joke Central" $40,000.000.00 (first joke) Street Department (second joke) Voters of Harrison (third joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 More to come soon!Also we will have "Harrison Joke Central" $40,000.000.00 (first joke) Street Department (second joke) Voters of Harrison (third joke) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can not wait to read what you have to say. I bet you are pi$$ing alot of people off, and that is great. Can anyone submit a joke about our town? Flasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest_quest_* Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I can not wait to read what you have to say. I bet you are pi$$ing alot of people off, and that is great. Can anyone submit a joke about our town? Flasher <{POST_SNAPBACK}> JOKE # 1 HOMEOWNERS IN TOWNS LIKE SHORT HILLS AND MONTCLAIR, COMPLAIN THAT ALL OF THE 'NEW' HOMES THAT THEIR NEIGHBORS ARE BUILDING, ARE GIGANTIC McMANSIONS. HOW COME ALL HARRISON GETS ARE Clostophobic "BABY' MINI-MACS? The rooms are 'so' tiny, that it'll take the 'whole' apr to fit in a /complete ' KING-SIZE BEDROOM SET, "WITH ROOM TO WALK, AS IS SHOWN in the PICTURES in the HOME DECORATING MAGAZINES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why are you on the 5th page? You should always be on the first. Flasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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