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My fellow Mullahs and I understand that Kearny is a wonderful town that will allow us to spread the truth in the classroom regarding Islam being the one true religion, and that you must abondon your current religion in order to achieve eternal peace and the love of God.

Please provide info on application process. We will sue you if you dont cooperate. Thank you.

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My fellow Mullahs and I understand that Kearny is a wonderful town that will allow us to spread the truth in the classroom regarding Islam being the one true religion, and that you must abondon your current religion in order to achieve eternal peace and the love of God.

Please provide info on application process. We will sue you if you dont cooperate. Thank you.

I, Pirate Bob, (A.K.A Bob The Pirate), associate priest pastafarian and historian, would also like to teach in Kearney. I feel that the classroom would be a great place for me to proselytize and spread the truth about the flying spaghetti monster.

Please post a link where I can apply for a job.

Ramen,

Pirate Bob.

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I, Pausanias, would also like to teach in Kearny, as I understand I would have a young, captive audience upon which I can extol the virtues of all powerful Gods such as Zeus, Aphrodite, and Demeter.

I await your message. May your messenger's horse be swift.

Hephaestus' humble servant,

Pausinias

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I, Pausanias, would also like to teach in Kearny, as I understand I would have a young, captive audience upon which I can extol the virtues of all powerful Gods such as Zeus, Aphrodite, and Demeter.

I await your message.  May your messenger's horse be swift.

Hephaestus' humble servant,

Pausinias

i would like to teach too

charles manson

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My fellow Mullahs and I understand that Kearny is a wonderful town that will allow us to spread the truth in the classroom regarding Islam being the one true religion, and that you must abondon your current religion in order to achieve eternal peace and the love of God.

Please provide info on application process. We will sue you if you dont cooperate. Thank you.

LMAO!!!

Right?!

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