Guest Phil Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 My fellow Mullahs and I understand that Kearny is a wonderful town that will allow us to spread the truth in the classroom regarding Islam being the one true religion, and that you must abondon your current religion in order to achieve eternal peace and the love of God. Please provide info on application process. We will sue you if you dont cooperate. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 My fellow Mullahs and I understand that Kearny is a wonderful town that will allow us to spread the truth in the classroom regarding Islam being the one true religion, and that you must abondon your current religion in order to achieve eternal peace and the love of God.Please provide info on application process. We will sue you if you dont cooperate. Thank you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I, Pirate Bob, (A.K.A Bob The Pirate), associate priest pastafarian and historian, would also like to teach in Kearney. I feel that the classroom would be a great place for me to proselytize and spread the truth about the flying spaghetti monster. Please post a link where I can apply for a job. Ramen, Pirate Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Katanoki Chaos Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 You both own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John L Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 I, Pausanias, would also like to teach in Kearny, as I understand I would have a young, captive audience upon which I can extol the virtues of all powerful Gods such as Zeus, Aphrodite, and Demeter. I await your message. May your messenger's horse be swift. Hephaestus' humble servant, Pausinias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 I, Pausanias, would also like to teach in Kearny, as I understand I would have a young, captive audience upon which I can extol the virtues of all powerful Gods such as Zeus, Aphrodite, and Demeter.I await your message. May your messenger's horse be swift. Hephaestus' humble servant, Pausinias <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i would like to teach too charles manson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 My fellow Mullahs and I understand that Kearny is a wonderful town that will allow us to spread the truth in the classroom regarding Islam being the one true religion, and that you must abondon your current religion in order to achieve eternal peace and the love of God.Please provide info on application process. We will sue you if you dont cooperate. Thank you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO!!! Right?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 LMAO!!!Right?! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There's a requirement, though. You have to bring your pet dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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