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Guest Led Zep

There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold

And he bought a big house down the seashore

When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed

He can break out a bottle of bourbon

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There are signs on the street pleading please vote for me

And you know it’s all in the name of corruption

In our meeting room you see you cannot speak to me

All times all of my crimes are forgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There’s a screwing you’ll get if you try to upset

Any chance of his reelection in November

You have no balls as you can see for voting for a bastard like me

And my council who stands there besides me

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

And it’s forecasted soon that this town will see gloom

Then the mayor will be up for treason

Then a new boss will spawn and he won’t last long

And the county will echo with laughter

And it makes me shiver

If there’s a plumber as your mayor

You are a fool now

It’s just a rotor for the rooter

Yes there are two towns you can live in

but by November

There’s still time to change your vote you know

Your taxes are rising and as you know they won’t go down now

The other party is calling for you to join them

Dear voters can’t you hear them calling

Your future lies on the way you vote

And as we wind on down to the polls

Our future hanging in the folds

There walks a mayor we all know

Who dishes bullshit and wants to show

How quarters turn to gold

And if you bend over really fast

As usual he will ***** ** ** **** ass

When you owe him your soul

You’ll vote for him you know

Woe oh oh oh oh o h

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold

And he bought a big house down the seashore

When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed

He can break out a bottle of bourbon

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

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There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold

And he bought a big house down the seashore

When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed

He can break out a bottle of bourbon

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There are signs on the street pleading please vote for me

And you know it’s all in the name of corruption

In our meeting room you see you cannot speak to me

All times all of my crimes are forgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There’s a screwing you’ll get if you try to upset

Any chance of his reelection in November

You have no balls as you can see for voting for a bastard like me

And my council who stands there besides me

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

And it’s forecasted soon that this town will see gloom

Then the mayor will be up for treason

Then a new boss will spawn and he won’t last long

And the county will echo with laughter

And it makes me shiver

If there’s a plumber as your mayor

You are a fool now

It’s just a rotor for the rooter

Yes there are two towns you can live in

but by November

There’s still time to change your vote you know

Your taxes are rising and as you know they won’t go down now

The other party is calling for you to join them

Dear voters can’t you hear them calling

Your future lies on the way you vote

And as we wind on down to the polls

Our future hanging in the folds

There walks a mayor we all know

Who dishes bullshit and wants to show

How quarters turn to gold

And if you bend over really fast

As usual he will ***** ** ** **** ass

When you owe him your soul

You’ll vote for him you know

Woe oh oh oh oh o h

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold

And he bought a big house down the seashore

When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed

He can break out a bottle of bourbon

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

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;) That $hit rocks. OH, how true.

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Guest NJ Neighbor
There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold

And he bought a big house down the seashore

When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed

He can break out a bottle of bourbon

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There are signs on the street pleading please vote for me

And you know it’s all in the name of corruption

In our meeting room you see you cannot speak to me

All times all of my crimes are forgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There’s a screwing you’ll get if you try to upset

Any chance of his reelection in November

You have no balls as you can see for voting for a bastard like me

And my council who stands there besides me

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

And it’s forecasted soon that this town will see gloom

Then the mayor will be up for treason

Then a new boss will spawn and he won’t last long

And the county will echo with laughter

And it makes me shiver

If there’s a plumber as your mayor

You are a fool now

It’s just a rotor for the rooter

Yes there are two towns you can live in

but by November

There’s still time to change your vote you know

Your taxes are rising and as you know they won’t go down now

The other party is calling for you to join them

Dear voters can’t you hear them calling

Your future lies on the way you vote

And as we wind on down to the polls

Our future hanging in the folds

There walks a mayor we all know

Who dishes bullshit and wants to show

How quarters turn to gold

And if you bend over really fast

As usual he will ***** ** ** **** ass

When you owe him your soul

You’ll vote for him you know

Woe oh oh oh oh o h

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold

And he bought a big house down the seashore

When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed

He can break out a bottle of bourbon

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

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That is brilliant!!! I would pay money to hear that at Harrisonfest!

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Guest George Martin
There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold

And he bought a big house down the seashore

When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed

He can break out a bottle of bourbon

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There are signs on the street pleading please vote for me

And you know it’s all in the name of corruption

In our meeting room you see you cannot speak to me

All times all of my crimes are forgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There’s a screwing you’ll get if you try to upset

Any chance of his reelection in November

You have no balls as you can see for voting for a bastard like me

And my council who stands there besides me

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

And it’s forecasted soon that this town will see gloom

Then the mayor will be up for treason

Then a new boss will spawn and he won’t last long

And the county will echo with laughter

And it makes me shiver

If there’s a plumber as your mayor

You are a fool now

It’s just a rotor for the rooter

Yes there are two towns you can live in

but by November

There’s still time to change your vote you know

Your taxes are rising and as you know they won’t go down now

The other party is calling for you to join them

Dear voters can’t you hear them calling

Your future lies on the way you vote

And as we wind on down to the polls

Our future hanging in the folds

There walks a mayor we all know

Who dishes bullshit and wants to show

How quarters turn to gold

And if you bend over really fast

As usual he will ***** ** ** **** ass

When you owe him your soul

You’ll vote for him you know

Woe oh oh oh oh o h

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold

And he bought a big house down the seashore

When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed

He can break out a bottle of bourbon

And he’s paving a stairway to prison

KOTW Note: The above post was edited for content.

I didnt know Plant-Page resided in Harrison.... Good work boys!

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