Guest Led Zep Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold And he bought a big house down the seashore When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed He can break out a bottle of bourbon Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison There are signs on the street pleading please vote for me And you know it’s all in the name of corruption In our meeting room you see you cannot speak to me All times all of my crimes are forgiven Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison There’s a screwing you’ll get if you try to upset Any chance of his reelection in November You have no balls as you can see for voting for a bastard like me And my council who stands there besides me Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison And it’s forecasted soon that this town will see gloom Then the mayor will be up for treason Then a new boss will spawn and he won’t last long And the county will echo with laughter And it makes me shiver If there’s a plumber as your mayor You are a fool now It’s just a rotor for the rooter Yes there are two towns you can live in but by November There’s still time to change your vote you know Your taxes are rising and as you know they won’t go down now The other party is calling for you to join them Dear voters can’t you hear them calling Your future lies on the way you vote And as we wind on down to the polls Our future hanging in the folds There walks a mayor we all know Who dishes bullshit and wants to show How quarters turn to gold And if you bend over really fast As usual he will ***** ** ** **** ass When you owe him your soul You’ll vote for him you know Woe oh oh oh oh o h And he’s paving a stairway to prison There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold And he bought a big house down the seashore When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed He can break out a bottle of bourbon And he’s paving a stairway to prison KOTW Note: The above post was edited for content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 This s**ks you have way to much time on your hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are goldAnd he bought a big house down the seashore When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed He can break out a bottle of bourbon Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison There are signs on the street pleading please vote for me And you know it’s all in the name of corruption In our meeting room you see you cannot speak to me All times all of my crimes are forgiven Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison There’s a screwing you’ll get if you try to upset Any chance of his reelection in November You have no balls as you can see for voting for a bastard like me And my council who stands there besides me Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison And it’s forecasted soon that this town will see gloom Then the mayor will be up for treason Then a new boss will spawn and he won’t last long And the county will echo with laughter And it makes me shiver If there’s a plumber as your mayor You are a fool now It’s just a rotor for the rooter Yes there are two towns you can live in but by November There’s still time to change your vote you know Your taxes are rising and as you know they won’t go down now The other party is calling for you to join them Dear voters can’t you hear them calling Your future lies on the way you vote And as we wind on down to the polls Our future hanging in the folds There walks a mayor we all know Who dishes bullshit and wants to show How quarters turn to gold And if you bend over really fast As usual he will ***** ** ** **** ass When you owe him your soul You’ll vote for him you know Woe oh oh oh oh o h And he’s paving a stairway to prison There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold And he bought a big house down the seashore When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed He can break out a bottle of bourbon And he’s paving a stairway to prison KOTW Note: The above post was edited for content. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That $hit rocks. OH, how true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimster7 Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 That $hit rocks. OH, how true. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That song is better than the first!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NJ Neighbor Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are goldAnd he bought a big house down the seashore When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed He can break out a bottle of bourbon Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison There are signs on the street pleading please vote for me And you know it’s all in the name of corruption In our meeting room you see you cannot speak to me All times all of my crimes are forgiven Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison There’s a screwing you’ll get if you try to upset Any chance of his reelection in November You have no balls as you can see for voting for a bastard like me And my council who stands there besides me Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison And it’s forecasted soon that this town will see gloom Then the mayor will be up for treason Then a new boss will spawn and he won’t last long And the county will echo with laughter And it makes me shiver If there’s a plumber as your mayor You are a fool now It’s just a rotor for the rooter Yes there are two towns you can live in but by November There’s still time to change your vote you know Your taxes are rising and as you know they won’t go down now The other party is calling for you to join them Dear voters can’t you hear them calling Your future lies on the way you vote And as we wind on down to the polls Our future hanging in the folds There walks a mayor we all know Who dishes bullshit and wants to show How quarters turn to gold And if you bend over really fast As usual he will ***** ** ** **** ass When you owe him your soul You’ll vote for him you know Woe oh oh oh oh o h And he’s paving a stairway to prison There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold And he bought a big house down the seashore When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed He can break out a bottle of bourbon And he’s paving a stairway to prison KOTW Note: The above post was edited for content. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is brilliant!!! I would pay money to hear that at Harrisonfest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest George Martin Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are goldAnd he bought a big house down the seashore When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed He can break out a bottle of bourbon Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison There are signs on the street pleading please vote for me And you know it’s all in the name of corruption In our meeting room you see you cannot speak to me All times all of my crimes are forgiven Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison There’s a screwing you’ll get if you try to upset Any chance of his reelection in November You have no balls as you can see for voting for a bastard like me And my council who stands there besides me Woe oh oh oh oh oh And he’s paving a stairway to prison And it’s forecasted soon that this town will see gloom Then the mayor will be up for treason Then a new boss will spawn and he won’t last long And the county will echo with laughter And it makes me shiver If there’s a plumber as your mayor You are a fool now It’s just a rotor for the rooter Yes there are two towns you can live in but by November There’s still time to change your vote you know Your taxes are rising and as you know they won’t go down now The other party is calling for you to join them Dear voters can’t you hear them calling Your future lies on the way you vote And as we wind on down to the polls Our future hanging in the folds There walks a mayor we all know Who dishes bullshit and wants to show How quarters turn to gold And if you bend over really fast As usual he will ***** ** ** **** ass When you owe him your soul You’ll vote for him you know Woe oh oh oh oh o h And he’s paving a stairway to prison There’s a mayor who knows all those quarters are gold And he bought a big house down the seashore When he gets there he knows if the beer stores are closed He can break out a bottle of bourbon And he’s paving a stairway to prison KOTW Note: The above post was edited for content. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didnt know Plant-Page resided in Harrison.... Good work boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 I didnt know Plant-Page resided in Harrison.... Good work boys! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> DO AGAIN, DO AGAIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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