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As I entered the 24th hour of straight sleep at "the house" like so many nights before, I was dreaming of my upcoming promotion to Captain and the $175,000 a year for doing nothing. Suddenly, I was startled awake by a very unfamiliar sound. It was the annoying alarm caused by a thoughless taxpayer who called crying for help. It really pissed me off! The others heroes and myself got to the house in only 30 minutes because it was only a block away which was very fast. We had on our Fireman costumes, Scotty packs, axes and halogen tools. The stupid homeowner should have put out the small kitchen fire by themselves. WTF are you bothering us for?? We poured 5000 gallons of water on the house from a safe distance and ruined the house as punishment for waking us up. A small fire extinguisher would have worked but too bad. We heroes all have full time jobs to go to and demand uninterrupted sleep at the clubhouse. This no work Firefighter job is just part-time and we don't live in town so stop bothering us! The drive to town from down the shore 2 days a week is enough! Please be more considerate next time! 

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Guest Kearny Senior

Barney, you need to come up with some new material,  I'm losing interest.

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Guest do something productive

You definitely aren't losing interest.  Search "Barney" in all content.  You've got about 27 pages of someone calling another person Barney.  Lots of posts from you in there.

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Guest Guest

What kind of story is that?  Do they allow you to post from the asylum?    

Get a life!!! 

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Guest Kearny Senior
On ‎10‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 3:00 PM, Guest do something productive said:

You definitely aren't losing interest.  Search "Barney" in all content.  You've got about 27 pages of someone calling another person Barney.  Lots of posts from you in there.

  27 pages of Barney crying over his failures to become a Kearny FF !!  That boy needs an intervention.

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Guest KPDRetired1
On 10/16/2017 at 3:08 PM, Guest Fedrick said:

We should have volunteer fire department!

Considering that Kearny couldn't get enough volunteers to keep even ONE Ambulance in service 24/7/365. Who are you going to get to play firefighter?

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Guest Kearny Senior
11 hours ago, Guest KPDRetired1 said:

Considering that Kearny couldn't get enough volunteers to keep even ONE Ambulance in service 24/7/365. Who are you going to get to play firefighter?

   "Play Firefighter" ?   Sounds like KPD Retired 1 has a little animosity toward  the KFD.

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Guest do something productive
On 10/16/2017 at 6:07 PM, Guest Kearny Senior said:

  27 pages of Barney crying over his failures to become a Kearny FF !!  That boy needs an intervention.

I don't know man, take a look in the mirror. 

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Guest Kearny Senior
On ‎10‎/‎19‎/‎2017 at 2:31 PM, Guest do something productive said:

I don't know man, take a look in the mirror. 

     True enough, you don't know.

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Guest Tooooooony

If anyone wants to know who “Barney” really is go to the Harrison FD facebook page. They recently posted about their new hire. Check out the comments, he is the guy who left the comment of a cartoon chicken falling over. 

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Guest KPDRetired1
On 10/19/2017 at 10:00 AM, Guest Kearny Senior said:

   "Play Firefighter" ?   Sounds like KPD Retired 1 has a little animosity toward  the KFD.

No, KFD are professionals, not Hobbyists...but nice way to try and obfuscate things....it must REALLY piss you sh!t-stirrers off that KPD, and KFD actually get along and work together,  unlike Harrison where everybody is at each other's throats.

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Congrats to FF ******* on his appointment to the Harrison Fire Department Nepotism and Patronage Club. Congrats to Uncle Wayne for putting in the fix! Eat shit PVSC LOSERS that we're kicked to the curb! You just keep on losing! Over 200 fired with no chance of getting their job back. It must hurt your ass to watch another one of the "in-crowds" little baby boys get hired in Harrison. Ouch! HAHAHA 25 years of rest and relaxation at the clubhouse has begun while the 200+ Shit canned from PVSC ARE STILL ON WELFARE! A part - time no work job with a six figure pot of gold for life at the end courtesy of some of the highest property taxes in N.J. No FF in the state stood a chance of getting hired in Harrison when a Doffont applies. Let's get rolling of hiring another 10 relatives! RAISE TAXES AND HIRE MORE HARRISON HEROES! THE RESIDENTS TAKE THE ABUSE SO WELL! SUCKERS!! HAHAHA

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Guest T. Gibbons
16 hours ago, Guest Guest said:

Congrats to FF ******* on his appointment to the Harrison Fire Department Nepotism and Patronage Club. Congrats to Uncle Wayne for putting in the fix! Eat shit PVSC LOSERS that we're kicked to the curb! You just keep on losing! Over 200 fired with no chance of getting their job back. It must hurt your ass to watch another one of the "in-crowds" little baby boys get hired in Harrison. Ouch! HAHAHA 25 years of rest and relaxation at the clubhouse has begun while the 200+ Shit canned from PVSC ARE STILL ON WELFARE! A part - time no work job with a six figure pot of gold for life at the end courtesy of some of the highest property taxes in N.J. No FF in the state stood a chance of getting hired in Harrison when a Doffont applies. Let's get rolling of hiring another 10 relatives! RAISE TAXES AND HIRE MORE HARRISON HEROES! THE RESIDENTS TAKE THE ABUSE SO WELL! SUCKERS!! HAHAHA

See the FB post the Harrison Fire Department Page. The guy who commented with the chicken falling over is the Jerkoff who is obsessed with the West Hudson Fire Departments.

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Guest Kearny Senior
On ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2017 at 7:09 PM, Guest Guest said:

Congrats to FF ******* on his appointment to the Harrison Fire Department Nepotism and Patronage Club. Congrats to Uncle Wayne for putting in the fix! Eat shit PVSC LOSERS that we're kicked to the curb! You just keep on losing! Over 200 fired with no chance of getting their job back. It must hurt your ass to watch another one of the "in-crowds" little baby boys get hired in Harrison. Ouch! HAHAHA 25 years of rest and relaxation at the clubhouse has begun while the 200+ Shit canned from PVSC ARE STILL ON WELFARE! A part - time no work job with a six figure pot of gold for life at the end courtesy of some of the highest property taxes in N.J. No FF in the state stood a chance of getting hired in Harrison when a Doffont applies. Let's get rolling of hiring another 10 relatives! RAISE TAXES AND HIRE MORE HARRISON HEROES! THE RESIDENTS TAKE THE ABUSE SO WELL! SUCKERS!! HAHAHA

You're losing it, Barney.         

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Guest Lafalot

KPDRetired1 shows how much the KPD despises the KFD. The bitter sting of the KFD "playing" Firefighter is abusive but accurate. I agree with KPDRetired1 in his opinion that the KFD is a poor excuse for an FD and none of it's current heroes could get a job outside of Kearny. The KFD is untrained, has very limited experience and exists solely to provide welfare checks to it's majority white male nepotism and patronage connected brats. The KFD and the HFD couldn't put out a dumpster fire without mutual aid. 

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Guest Kearny Senior
On ‎11‎/‎8‎/‎2017 at 11:22 PM, Guest Lafalot said:

KPDRetired1 shows how much the KPD despises the KFD. The bitter sting of the KFD "playing" Firefighter is abusive but accurate. I agree with KPDRetired1 in his opinion that the KFD is a poor excuse for an FD and none of it's current heroes could get a job outside of Kearny. The KFD is untrained, has very limited experience and exists solely to provide welfare checks to it's majority white male nepotism and patronage connected brats. The KFD and the HFD couldn't put out a dumpster fire without mutual aid. 

    Barney, All the members of the KFD earned their positions, something you'll never do. 

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