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Guest Captain # 20

Kearny and Harrison Combined Monthly Activity Summary: The brave Firefighters were busy in the month of April. The winter hibernation at the Fire Houses has ended and Firefighters emerged from the deep sleep and long period of inactivity. As a result, Firefighters have been spotted at Supermarkets, running personal errands and squinting as their eyes adjust to daylight. Residents should be on alert for higher tax bills due to overtime and promotions during the coming months. A complete lack of concern for the residents, cries for more money, harassing women walking by the Fire Houses and at the PATH station, as well as fake injuries and disability claims are expected to rise as boredom and inactivity resume at the Fire Houses.

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On ‎5‎/‎16‎/‎2016 at 10:57 PM, Guest Captain # 20 said:

Kearny and Harrison Combined Monthly Activity Summary: The brave Firefighters were busy in the month of April. The winter hibernation at the Fire Houses has ended and Firefighters emerged from the deep sleep and long period of inactivity. As a result, Firefighters have been spotted at Supermarkets, running personal errands and squinting as their eyes adjust to daylight. Residents should be on alert for higher tax bills due to overtime and promotions during the coming months. A complete lack of concern for the residents, cries for more money, harassing women walking by the Fire Houses and at the PATH station, as well as fake injuries and disability claims are expected to rise as boredom and inactivity resume at the Fire Houses.

   Barney, I think you'll take your jealousy of FF's to the grave.  Not being able to become a FF yourself has obviously hurt you and it appears you'll never get over it. Poor Barney.

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