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Mayor McDonut is now highly irate with the Harrison P.D. due to the issuance of summones that they were "ordered to write", that he is positioning Capt. Morale Killer for a Deputy Chief's spot even though he has come out and said there will be no promotions.

Capt. Morale Killer should have been forced out of his job along with Chief Road Kill 9 months ago..

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Town of Harrison, I warn you that if Capt. Killer is promoted to Deputy Chief, your Police Department is going to hit the sh-tter in record speed..

Capt. Killer has yet to be punished for his involvement in the ALTAS =moving Scam which cost his protege and earlier than expected departure, now Mayor McDonut wants to promote him not just once in two years but twice this time with out a test due to the rule of 3 (NJDOP).

Capt. C. Trucillo & Capt. Green, I hope and pray you guys stand up to these j-rk-off politicans and demand that you also get promoted, ah but I forgot you two are not ass-l-ckin buddies of the that f-uckin retart from the State Dehold..

Poeple of Harrison heed my warning, if this happens, put your house and businesses up for sale and head for higher ground!!!!!!!

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First of all, you are in no position to insult a fine man like Mayor McDonough. Second of all, I didnt hear you whining like a baby when Ray Graves got his free "social promotion." If you havent noticed, it was no surprise that your latest

addition to the rank of seargent spent many a lonely night with someone who not only got him promoted but made sure no one else did so that there would be less competition for the next lieutenant test. So in the future try to be a man, keep buying those cocktail party tickets, and be on your post when you are supposed to be no matter what the weather. Your entire organization must be on Viagra because you just keep ****ing each other while everyone passes you by on the way up. That ticket money is sure gonna come in handy to promote the new Deputy Chief. Please stop the insults to our fine Mayor when you should be thanking him that you even have a job.

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First of all, you are in no position to insult a fine man like Mayor McDonough. Second of all, I didnt hear you whining like a baby when Ray Graves got his free "social promotion." If you havent noticed, it was no surprise that your latest

addition to the rank of seargent spent many a lonely night with someone who not only got him promoted but made sure no one else did so that there would be less competition for the next lieutenant test. So in the future try to be a man, keep buying those cocktail party tickets, and be on your post when you are supposed to be no matter what the weather. Your entire organization must be on Viagra because you just keep ****ing each other while everyone passes you by on the way up. That ticket money is sure gonna come in handy to promote the new Deputy Chief. Please stop the insults to our fine Mayor when you should be thanking him that you even have a job.

I took a Police Entrance Exam you f-cking idiot, not the Stated Plumbing certification, Dan, you real have to come out of the closet we know its you!!

Remeber the Mayor wasn't such a great guy when he wanted your job a few months back!! ie you and Chief Road Kill moving furniture!

small man, small idea's, trying to/ make it in the real world!!

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Dan who? Dan Kelly? How did you pass the entrance exam anyway. You should seek pychiatric help because your poor wording and inability to complete a thought is the sign of a person with a lot of anger and frustration in them. Please seek help immediately, but get your cocktail party tickets first.

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Dan who? Dan Kelly? How did you pass the entrance exam anyway. You should seek pychiatric help because your poor wording and inability to complete a thought is the sign of a person with a lot of anger and frustration in them. Please seek help immediately, but get your cocktail party tickets first.

I've got a COCKTAIL for you!!

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What in the hell is he doing, all the wong things. We have no money for promotions, now he's going to make Capt.NCLEO to Dep. Chief I'll take care of them for you mayor, they fear me! I guess when Mayor McD**ba** is ready to move Dep. Dan can pull up with the LT dadadad Dave and the SWAT truck and help him. He he can take care of the TAPES for him also.

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