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If a cop is supposed to be patrolling, then patrol! Don't sit in one location for hours not doing a damn thing. And the PD are that good looking, seems like half of them can barely fit their stomach behind the steering wheel. For the record, I'm not with the HFD, I'm a tax paying citizen seeing a whole lot of wasted tax dollars in this town.

then run for office screwball this web site is to have funny not stand on your D**ba** soap box sh*thead!

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School Officer is pretty HOT!!!! You are also right about the afternoon shift there are some Hottie's, just a few though maybe 3 or 4, one has a Bayonne accent now he's hot!

hate to bust your bubble but he left the dept, now ************ has him, had ********* ***** down at the gardens. yea officer joe works it and rocks it! i saw one on construction the other day, not bad but balding. still who needs hair if you have cuffs!

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School Officer is pretty HOT!!!! You are also right about the afternoon shift there are some Hottie's, just a few though maybe 3 or 4, one has a Bayonne accent now he's hot!

eewhew! he has no nose? i like that richard gere looking one and his partner! WOW! *******!

just for the record them kearny boys aren't bad to view! i would def buy a hpd calendar! :wub::lol:

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eewhew! he has no nose? i like that richard gere looking one and his partner! WOW! *******!

just for the record them kearny boys aren't bad to view! i would def buy a hpd calendar! :rolleyes::lol:

Sorry I still didn't get past his beautiful eyes! I don't know who you are talking about I think you have KPD mixed up with HPD, or you need Pearl Vision, Bayonne is fine and he has no problem getting in or out of his patrol car!!

Richard is pretty ok too, so that about does it we have the 4 Hotties of the HPD.

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eewhew! he has no nose? i like that richard gere looking one and his partner! WOW! *******!

just for the record them kearny boys aren't bad to view! i would def buy a hpd calendar! :rolleyes::lol:

Beats Short Stuff!!!

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If the town workers would keep more health consciuos foods in the refrigerators at their houses when the cops stop over for their daily, well you know what, that would help them get even more attractive. Nutrition is very important. Any citizen can go to the multi-million dollar health department for nutrition and exercise tips. The Health Dpt. has so many programs going on for the citizens I know its hard to choose. Just find their $140,000 dept. head and ask him/her.

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eewhew! he has no nose? i like that richard gere looking one and his partner! WOW! *******!

just for the record them kearny boys aren't bad to view! i would def buy a hpd calendar! :rolleyes::lol:

I think, the one that you say looks like Richard Gere, looks more like Donald Trump! Is that color real?
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I think, the one that you say looks like Richard Gere, looks more like Donald Trump! Is that color real?

This topic is just too funny I had to post. Who is the hottie from Bayonne must have missed that one? Yes there are definitely some good looking cops but what exactly does this have to do with anything? Are we just giving our props to the good looking in town. If that's the case I'm with you. I'm sure they appreciate all the compliments. You have to feel bad for the UGLY ones that probably think you may possibly be talking about them. There are a few that really think they're hot and are just not at all. Too bad we couldn't actually list the names of the good looking ones so the ugly ones can get a clue.

I did notice one of the hotties on loan back in town last week (you know the one with the big mouth). Is he back for good now?

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:lol::lol:

I think, the one that you say looks like Richard Gere, looks more like Donald Trump! Is that color real?

Sorry Guys The best looking Harrison Police Officer Is D**--- M***-----, MMMMMMMM What a hunk..

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This topic is just too funny I had to post. Who is the hottie from Bayonne must have missed that one? Yes there are definitely some good looking cops but what exactly does this have to do with anything? Are we just giving our props to the good looking in town. If that's the case I'm with you. I'm sure they appreciate all the compliments. You have to feel bad for the UGLY ones that probably think you may possibly be talking about them. There are a few that really think they're hot and are just not at all. Too bad we couldn't actually list the names of the good looking ones so the ugly ones can get a clue.

I did notice one of the hotties on loan back in town last week (you know the one with the big mouth). Is he back for good now?

I like the old Lieutenant! The one that look's like George C. Scott (before he died) You know the really short guy!
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This topic is just too funny I had to post. Who is the hottie from Bayonne must have missed that one? Yes there are definitely some good looking cops but what exactly does this have to do with anything? Are we just giving our props to the good looking in town. If that's the case I'm with you. I'm sure they appreciate all the compliments. You have to feel bad for the UGLY ones that probably think you may possibly be talking about them. There are a few that really think they're hot and are just not at all. Too bad we couldn't actually list the names of the good looking ones so the ugly ones can get a clue.

I did notice one of the hotties on loan back in town last week (you know the one with the big mouth). Is he back for good now?

I SEE THE ONE WITH THE MOUTH STILL HAS HIS MOMMY FIGHTING HIS BATTLES EVEN HERE!!!!!!!!

HOTTIE? SPARE US ALL

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NOT PORKERS???????????????YOUR INSANE THEY EAT THEIR WEIGHT IN SALARIES FOR DOING NOTHING! SPEAKING OF WIDE LOADERS SAY HELLO...........TO YOUR CHIEF AND B/C CHIEFS THEIR ASSES MAKE THE GRAND CAYON LOOK LIKE A MANHOLE!

PORKERS??????????? OKAY YOU FAT BUTTER LOBSTERS KEEP DREAMING!!!!!!!!!!

i thought the point was to show the golden boys of f-ups that the hpd still out do them even in looks? too bad not in salaries, but keep in mind times r changing and that t*t is past it's time! attorney general!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

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Most of the cops I have seen have very hot wives or girlfriends. This is no coincidence. Cops are brave and exciting people who attract the best looking ladies. The firemans wives are mostly average at best and most are overweight and out of shape. That's because they marry the firemen for the salary and pension, no other reason. Get with it, will ya!!

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I like the old Lieutenant! The one that look's like George C. Scott (before he died) You know the really short guy!
You're right. I know that cop. He's the one who has parked his patrol car in front of his house for 25 years (***** ** ******) I think you're wrong about his looks, DISGUSTING!
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Most of the cops I have seen have very hot wives or girlfriends. This is no coincidence. Cops are brave and exciting people who attract the best looking ladies. The firemans wives are mostly average at best and most are overweight and out of shape. That's because they marry the firemen for the salary and pension, no other reason. Get with it, will ya!!

I wouldn't go that far with the wives....I haven't seen to many that would snap my neck

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Most of the cops I have seen have very hot wives or girlfriends. This is no coincidence. Cops are brave and exciting people who attract the best looking ladies. The firemans wives are mostly average at best and most are overweight and out of shape. That's because they marry the firemen for the salary and pension, no other reason. Get with it, will ya!!

gee here i thought it was the men in blue and their viagra! :)

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Most of the cops I have seen have very hot wives or girlfriends. This is no coincidence. Cops are brave and exciting people who attract the best looking ladies. The firemans wives are mostly average at best and most are overweight and out of shape. That's because they marry the firemen for the salary and pension, no other reason. Get with it, will ya!!

Ha! If you look at any of the polls taken about the sexiest jobs in america fire fighters is always in the top ten and above the little boys in blue.

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Most of the cops I have seen have very hot wives or girlfriends. This is no coincidence. Cops are brave and exciting people who attract the best looking ladies. The firemans wives are mostly average at best and most are overweight and out of shape. That's because they marry the firemen for the salary and pension, no other reason. Get with it, will ya!!

Here's the list of the 10 sexiest jobs according to the survey carried out by Salary.com:

1. Fireman

2. Flight attendant

3. CEO

4. Reporter

5. Interior designer

6. Event planner

7. Nurse

8. Teacher

9. Doctor

10. Lawyer

10 Sexiest Jobs

Anthony Balderrama, CareerBuilder.com writer

You’re at a party. You spot someone across the room and you make your way toward each other. Things are going well, so after some small talk you ask, “What do you do for a living?” The answer you receive determines if you exchange phone numbers or say goodnight.

Whether or not we admit it, what people do for a living affects their sex appeal. A recent CareerBuilder.com survey asked participants what occupations they consider the sexiest. You might be surprised that the top picks weren’t necessarily based on salary or looks.

Here are the 10 sexiest jobs, according to the survey.

1. Entertainer/Model

Why they’re sexy: Entertainers and models make a living by looking good, so you can bet they’re easy on the eyes. Their dedication to their dream in such a competitive industry is also attractive.

Where you’ll find them: Supermodels are on the runways in Paris, Milan and New York or at photo shoots in major cities around the world. Entertainers can find work in any city, but New York and Los Angeles certainly have the best opportunities.

Pros: They travel the world, are famous and have huge paychecks.

Cons: Competition is fierce and there’s a lot of pressure to maintain their looks.

2. Cocktail Waitress

Why they’re sexy: Although it might not seem like an obvious top pick, consider the fact that the waitress is probably dressed in a short skirt and bringing you drinks, which never hurt anybody’s sex appeal.

Where you’ll find them: At any establishment that serves alcohol — casinos, bars, clubs, restaurants and concert halls.

Pros: A good cocktail waitress can make a killing on tips alone, especially in an upscale establishment.

Cons: They have to deal with drunken customers and they often work in smoke-filled bars and clubs.

3. Athlete

Why they’re sexy: Professional athletes are likely in good — no, great — shape. Not to mention they’ve probably been practicing their sport since childhood, so you know they’re disciplined and goal-oriented.

Where you’ll find them: When they’re not training, they’re on the field (or rink or court whatever venue they perform at).

Pros: The chance to be famous and internationally adored is pretty nice.

Cons: The odds of making it big are slim.

4. Firefighter

Why they’re sexy: Firefighters are brave and selfless. Who wouldn’t find that attractive?

Where you’ll find them: Everywhere. Every city needs firefighters.

Pros: They save lives and serve the community.

Cons: They risk their lives every day.

5. Cowboy

Why they’re sexy: Few archetypes are as engrained in our culture as the cowboy. He’s masculine, chivalrous and everything else we admired in Western movies.

Where you’ll find them: On ranches in rural areas. Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming and California are the most traditional examples of cowboy country.

Pros: It’s a quiet life away from the city.

Cons: The have to work with their hands and outdoors, regardless of the season.

6. Nurse

Why they’re sexy: Nurses keep you comfortable, make sure you’re healthy and bring you morphine when you’re hurting. That they devote their lives to caring for others and understand all that medical jargon only makes them sexier.

Where you’ll find them: In hospitals, your doctor’s office and other health care facilities.

Pros: They care for patients, watch them get better and put a baby in its parents' arms for the first time.

Cons: The hours are long; patients and their families can be demanding and there are plenty of sad events they have to witness, too.

7. Artist

Why they’re sexy: The average artist is doing what makes them happy, not what will bring them fame or money — and that’s pretty sexy. How many occupations can you say that about?

Where you’ll find them: Everywhere. Painters, photographers, sculptors and other types of artists work in their own studios, in offices for ad agencies or on location for photo shoots.

Pros: They spend their days being creative and get paid for it.

Cons: The paying work that’s easiest to find is often boring and doesn’t allow artists to express themselves.

8. Military Professional

Why they’re sexy: Well, they’ve got the ultimate uniform, if you’re into that sort of thing. The military also instills a sense of discipline, so you can count on them to be responsible and dependable.

Where you’ll find them: On military bases throughout the country.

Pros: Job security and good pay.

Cons: Long-term commitment and willingness to relocate frequently, which means sticking with a job no matter where it takes you.

9. Construction Worker

Why they’re sexy: Didn’t you see that soft drink commercial where all the women stare out their window to watch the construction worker take off his shirt?

Where you’ll find them: Wherever a new building is going up, a house is being renovated or a road is being repaved.

Pros: Their job keeps them in shape and their hard work is often rewarded with a nice salary.

Cons: Performing manual labor every day is tiring and sometimes dangerous.

10. TV Anchor/Personality

Why they’re sexy: Maybe it’s the way they talk with authority, seem to know everything and make you feel like you’re best friends. Or maybe it’s the fact that you don’t know if they’re really wearing pants under that desk.

Where you’ll find them: On your TV in the morning, at noon and at night.

Pros: They get to be on television and get the news before anybody else.

Cons: They can spend years working in small cities before they get a job in a major market.

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Does anyone remember when chicken balls was caught sleeping behind the bank in his patrol car. A Patrolman, who he had disciplined, took a picture of him sleeping and it was circulated throughout the department. <_<

NOW THAT'S FUNNY! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!

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OH GEEZ YOU MUST ONE OF THOSE HFD RAH RAH, SOME OF THE NEW ONES?? PLEASE THOSE HEAVY SALARY NO GOOD HOSE CONNECTORS ARE ALL FAT!! JUST THE NEW ONES YOU MUST NEED GLASSES. LISTEN, I SAID THERE WERE A FEW GOOD LOOKING SEXY THERE IS NO RULE WITHOUT EXCEPTIONS HOWEVER THE HFD AND THE DPW HAVE NO ONE WORTH LOOKING AT, THAT'S A FACT.

CHECK OUT THE SCHOOL OFFICER AND THE AFTERNOON SHIFT THEN TALK BULLSHIT HERE. SO GO BACK TO SLEEP HFD LOGGER. <_<

Who cares if they are good looking or not? They are police officers and should be shown respect for what they do. Most are married or have a partner. So stop oogling, it makes you look desperate.

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Harrison fireladies sexy and risk their lives? Are you kidding me? Do you have cararacts or are blind? They face absoluetely no danger except the dumpster fire at the flagless Gardens and really look like crap, but they have a heart of gold, just ask anybody. That is some funny crap. Please keep it going. Look at their Chief, sexy man. They only thing that any women could see sexy about them is the six figure salaries ans benefits. So mom and wife, shut up and go eat some more , your fat big butts need to get w i d e r.

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Here's the list of the 10 sexiest jobs according to the survey carried out by Salary.com:

1. Fireman

2. Flight attendant

3. CEO

4. Reporter

5. Interior designer

6. Event planner

7. Nurse

8. Teacher

9. Doctor

10. Lawyer

10 Sexiest Jobs

Anthony Balderrama, CareerBuilder.com writer

You’re at a party. You spot someone across the room and you make your way toward each other. Things are going well, so after some small talk you ask, “What do you do for a living?” The answer you receive determines if you exchange phone numbers or say goodnight.

Whether or not we admit it, what people do for a living affects their sex appeal. A recent CareerBuilder.com survey asked participants what occupations they consider the sexiest. You might be surprised that the top picks weren’t necessarily based on salary or looks.

Here are the 10 sexiest jobs, according to the survey.

1. Entertainer/Model

Why they’re sexy: Entertainers and models make a living by looking good, so you can bet they’re easy on the eyes. Their dedication to their dream in such a competitive industry is also attractive.

Where you’ll find them: Supermodels are on the runways in Paris, Milan and New York or at photo shoots in major cities around the world. Entertainers can find work in any city, but New York and Los Angeles certainly have the best opportunities.

Pros: They travel the world, are famous and have huge paychecks.

Cons: Competition is fierce and there’s a lot of pressure to maintain their looks.

2. Cocktail Waitress

Why they’re sexy: Although it might not seem like an obvious top pick, consider the fact that the waitress is probably dressed in a short skirt and bringing you drinks, which never hurt anybody’s sex appeal.

Where you’ll find them: At any establishment that serves alcohol — casinos, bars, clubs, restaurants and concert halls.

Pros: A good cocktail waitress can make a killing on tips alone, especially in an upscale establishment.

Cons: They have to deal with drunken customers and they often work in smoke-filled bars and clubs.

3. Athlete

Why they’re sexy: Professional athletes are likely in good — no, great — shape. Not to mention they’ve probably been practicing their sport since childhood, so you know they’re disciplined and goal-oriented.

Where you’ll find them: When they’re not training, they’re on the field (or rink or court whatever venue they perform at).

Pros: The chance to be famous and internationally adored is pretty nice.

Cons: The odds of making it big are slim.

4. Firefighter

Why they’re sexy: Firefighters are brave and selfless. Who wouldn’t find that attractive?

Where you’ll find them: Everywhere. Every city needs firefighters.

Pros: They save lives and serve the community.

Cons: They risk their lives every day.

5. Cowboy

Why they’re sexy: Few archetypes are as engrained in our culture as the cowboy. He’s masculine, chivalrous and everything else we admired in Western movies.

Where you’ll find them: On ranches in rural areas. Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming and California are the most traditional examples of cowboy country.

Pros: It’s a quiet life away from the city.

Cons: The have to work with their hands and outdoors, regardless of the season.

6. Nurse

Why they’re sexy: Nurses keep you comfortable, make sure you’re healthy and bring you morphine when you’re hurting. That they devote their lives to caring for others and understand all that medical jargon only makes them sexier.

Where you’ll find them: In hospitals, your doctor’s office and other health care facilities.

Pros: They care for patients, watch them get better and put a baby in its parents' arms for the first time.

Cons: The hours are long; patients and their families can be demanding and there are plenty of sad events they have to witness, too.

7. Artist

Why they’re sexy: The average artist is doing what makes them happy, not what will bring them fame or money — and that’s pretty sexy. How many occupations can you say that about?

Where you’ll find them: Everywhere. Painters, photographers, sculptors and other types of artists work in their own studios, in offices for ad agencies or on location for photo shoots.

Pros: They spend their days being creative and get paid for it.

Cons: The paying work that’s easiest to find is often boring and doesn’t allow artists to express themselves.

8. Military Professional

Why they’re sexy: Well, they’ve got the ultimate uniform, if you’re into that sort of thing. The military also instills a sense of discipline, so you can count on them to be responsible and dependable.

Where you’ll find them: On military bases throughout the country.

Pros: Job security and good pay.

Cons: Long-term commitment and willingness to relocate frequently, which means sticking with a job no matter where it takes you.

9. Construction Worker

Why they’re sexy: Didn’t you see that soft drink commercial where all the women stare out their window to watch the construction worker take off his shirt?

Where you’ll find them: Wherever a new building is going up, a house is being renovated or a road is being repaved.

Pros: Their job keeps them in shape and their hard work is often rewarded with a nice salary.

Cons: Performing manual labor every day is tiring and sometimes dangerous.

10. TV Anchor/Personality

Why they’re sexy: Maybe it’s the way they talk with authority, seem to know everything and make you feel like you’re best friends. Or maybe it’s the fact that you don’t know if they’re really wearing pants under that desk.

Where you’ll find them: On your TV in the morning, at noon and at night.

Pros: They get to be on television and get the news before anybody else.

Cons: They can spend years working in small cities before they get a job in a major market.

Mayor McDumbell and all the other targets must love to read this crap! The people of Harrison are really taking the heat off these bums by writing nonsense like who is hotter Police or Fire. Besides no one is looking at you jackasses like that, people are laughing at both departments because of your bickering. Grow up, remember who the enemy is McDumb!!!!!!!!!
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Mayor McDumbell and all the other targets must love to read this crap! The people of Harrison are really taking the heat off these bums by writing nonsense like who is hotter Police or Fire. Besides no one is looking at you jackasses like that, people are laughing at both departments because of your bickering. Grow up, remember who the enemy is McDumb!!!!!!!!!

Right On!

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