Guest guest Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 a fire chief died and went to heaven----when he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates ---- he told himself,i am the fire chief, im not waiting in line---he went to the angels guarding the gates and said, let me in im a fire chief---the angels replied, you ll have to wait in line like everyone else,sir.----while waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and siren screaming---and A MAN GOT OUT with the biggest white helmet that said chief--the angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven.---the waiting fire chief went nuts,---he asked , why did you let that fire chief go through and not me--to which the angels replied-----YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG SIR,THATS GOD HE JUST THINKS HES A FIRE CHIEF??????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chief's wife Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 a fire chief died and went to heaven----when he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates ---- he told himself,i am the fire chief, im not waiting in line---he went to the angels guarding the gates and said, let me in im a fire chief---the angels replied, you ll have to wait in line like everyone else,sir.----while waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and siren screaming---and A MAN GOT OUT with the biggest white helmet that said chief--the angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven.---the waiting fire chief went nuts,---he asked , why did you let that fire chief go through and not me--to which the angels replied-----YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG SIR,THATS GOD HE JUST THINKS HES A FIRE CHIEF??????????????????????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HOW TRUE HOW TRUE HE NEEDS HIS HEAD REDUCED ABOUT 10 SIZES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Guest Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 a fire chief died and went to heaven----when he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates ---- he told himself,i am the fire chief, im not waiting in line---he went to the angels guarding the gates and said, let me in im a fire chief---the angels replied, you ll have to wait in line like everyone else,sir.----while waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and siren screaming---and A MAN GOT OUT with the biggest white helmet that said chief--the angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven.---the waiting fire chief went nuts,---he asked , why did you let that fire chief go through and not me--to which the angels replied-----YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG SIR,THATS GOD HE JUST THINKS HES A FIRE CHIEF??????????????????????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Learn to spell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 with his body <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aren't there usually 'health' and 'weight' requirements to get into and stay in the police and fire departments? Don't the members have to go through yearly physicals and meet certain standards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Aren't there usually 'health' and 'weight' requirements to get into and stay in the police and fire departments? Don't the members have to go through yearly physicals and meet certain standards? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> physical,drug,driving,spelling,hygeine,martial,stupidity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 ==========SWIMMING========= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 ==========SWIMMING========= <{POST_SNAPBACK}> SO THE FIRE CHIEF ENTERED THE FIRE WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE NOT, THE KEARNY FIRE CHIEF GAVE THOSE ORDERS, SO HE FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR INTO THE WATER IN THE BASEMENT, THANK GOD HE IS ALRIGHT, BUT ALL KIDDING ASIDE THIS FIRE CHIEF HAD A VERY EXPENSIVE RADIO OR SOME KIND OF COMMUNICATIONS WALKIE TALKIE WHICH WAS RUINED BY HIS FALL, NOW DUE TO HIS STUPIDITY THIS EXPENSIVE RADIO HAS TO BE REPLACED BY OUR TOWN OR THE DEPARTMENT. CHIEF DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? CHIEF YOU GOTTA KEEP IT REAL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chief Officer Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 SO THE FIRE CHIEF ENTERED THE FIRE WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE NOT, THE KEARNY FIRE CHIEF GAVE THOSE ORDERS, SO HE FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR INTO THE WATER IN THE BASEMENT, THANK GOD HE IS ALRIGHT, BUT ALL KIDDING ASIDE THIS FIRE CHIEF HAD A VERY EXPENSIVE RADIO OR SOME KIND OF COMMUNICATIONS WALKIE TALKIE WHICH WAS RUINED BY HIS FALL, NOW DUE TO HIS STUPIDITY THIS EXPENSIVE RADIO HAS TO BE REPLACED BY OUR TOWN OR THE DEPARTMENT. CHIEF DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?CHIEF YOU GOTTA KEEP IT REAL... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All kidding aside, you're a moron. Stick to what you know best, polishing the trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 SO THE FIRE CHIEF ENTERED THE FIRE WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE NOT, THE KEARNY FIRE CHIEF GAVE THOSE ORDERS, SO HE FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR INTO THE WATER IN THE BASEMENT, THANK GOD HE IS ALRIGHT, BUT ALL KIDDING ASIDE THIS FIRE CHIEF HAD A VERY EXPENSIVE RADIO OR SOME KIND OF COMMUNICATIONS WALKIE TALKIE WHICH WAS RUINED BY HIS FALL, NOW DUE TO HIS STUPIDITY THIS EXPENSIVE RADIO HAS TO BE REPLACED BY OUR TOWN OR THE DEPARTMENT. CHIEF DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?CHIEF YOU GOTTA KEEP IT REAL... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No why doesnt he ask the mayor for his radio!!!!!!!! thanks for spending my taxpayers money you *** ********* KOTW Note: The above post was edited for content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 ---WAX ON WAX OFF---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 so did he buy a new radio for the dept. or is the tax payers paying for this mistake too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 I DOUBT THAT HE WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS EXPENSIVE PIECE, BUT I AM SURE THAT IF IT WERE SOMEONE ELSE IN HIS DEPARTMENT THEY WOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, SINCE THEY WERE NOT TO ENTER THE PREMISES AS PER KEARNY CHIEF, SHAME ON YOU CHIEF FOR ALLOWING YOURSELF TO MAKE SUCH A DUMB DECISION YOU ARE A LUCKY GUY FOR COMING OUT OF THERE SAFE.......THINK NEXT TIME...... TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF AS YOU WOULD WANT OTHER TO DO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Superior Officer Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 I DOUBT THAT HE WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS EXPENSIVE PIECE, BUT I AM SURE THAT IF IT WERE SOMEONE ELSE IN HIS DEPARTMENT THEY WOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, SINCE THEY WERE NOT TO ENTER THE PREMISES AS PER KEARNY CHIEF, SHAME ON YOU CHIEF FOR ALLOWING YOURSELF TO MAKE SUCH A DUMB DECISION YOU ARE A LUCKY GUY FOR COMING OUT OF THERE SAFE.......THINK NEXT TIME...... TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF AS YOU WOULD WANT OTHER TO DO. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to fall asleep in the middle of your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 The fall of the doliban is near, he should git while the gitin is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 The fall of the doliban is near, he should git while the gitin is good. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ YOUR RIGHT, MOST TIMES WHEN HE GIVES AND WRITES ORDERS ,HE IS FAST ASLEEP BRAIN MELTDOWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 HE AND HIS OTHER BROTHER THAT IS ON THE FIRE DEPT. THEY HAVE 30 YEARS ON ,WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO LEAVE AND GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TO GET ON THE JOB-PLUS WHAT A SAVINGS THE TOWN WOULD GET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 WOULD YOU LEAVE WHEN ALL DAY LONG YOU DO NOTHING BUT PLAY WITH YOUR LIGHTS AND SIREN AND DRIVE AROUND WASTING TAX PAYERS GAS PICKING UP **** **** *** **** AND YOUR NOT HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANYTHING KOTW Note: The above post was edited for content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 WOULD YOU LEAVE WHEN ALL DAY LONG YOU DO NOTHING BUT PLAY WITH YOUR LIGHTS AND SIREN AND DRIVE AROUND WASTING TAX PAYERS GAS PICKING UP **** **** *** **** AND YOUR NOT HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANYTHINGKOTW Note: The above post was edited for content. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I AGREE, WHY DO THE MUNICIPAL EMPLOYEES HAVE TO TAKE A CAR EVERYWHERE THEY GO, THEY SHOULD WALK AND SAVE TAXPAYERS MONEY ON GAS, COME ON HARRISON WAKE UP WE ARE BROKE AS IT IS. I BELIEVE THIS GUY NEEDS THE EXCERCISE ANYWAY, WHEN YOU GO TO THE LITTLE LEAGUE TRY A LITTLE WALKING MR. CHIEF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Ghost Writer Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 HE AND HIS OTHER BROTHER THAT IS ON THE FIRE DEPT. THEY HAVE 30 YEARS ON ,WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO LEAVE AND GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TO GET ON THE JOB-PLUS WHAT A SAVINGS THE TOWN WOULD GET <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Word is.... Chief will be retiring in 2 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yodel Watch Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Only the toe knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest awoken Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 any new stories??????????? seems to be weekly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Firefighter Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Picture of Chief Dolaghan at Kearny fire http://www.njfirepictures.com/simpleviewer...y715/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 WHAT A WASTE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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