Guest FF Joe Hero Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 God put us on this great big marble for a reason. He created us as a race of superhumans who run in and out of hells inferno of buildings while dodging the grip of the devils arms of fire. Yes we fight bravely against the beast who does a flashover and backdraft to take us out but we knockdown the smoking mountain of death with our funny costumes and axes. We eat smoke for snacks and drink lighter fluid when we are thirsty. Fear not regular people cause we wsd told in school to not put out that ball of fire death that civilians call the sun. Oh yes we can knock down the duns fury but must control our Fighfighter powers. Give us money when you see us and say, "We love you and your egos oh great hero Firefighters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kearny Senior Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 God put us on this great big marble for a reason. He created us as a race of superhumans who run in and out of hells inferno of buildings while dodging the grip of the devils arms of fire. Yes we fight bravely against the beast who does a flashover and backdraft to take us out but we knockdown the smoking mountain of death with our funny costumes and axes. We eat smoke for snacks and drink lighter fluid when we are thirsty. Fear not regular people cause we wsd told in school to not put out that ball of fire death that civilians call the sun. Oh yes we can knock down the duns fury but must control our Fighfighter powers. Give us money when you see us and say, "We love you and your egos oh great hero Firefighters." God also created Barney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Lay off the Cool Aid, fireboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Hey Barney, You are back and in your same old self. Did you get all them jelly doughnuts cleaned out from your circulatory system? It sounds like it did. Still you will never make it on the FD. Keep dreaming at night about being a fireman and maybe in your next life your dream may come true. But who knows, most likely you will fail the test again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxpayer Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 God put us on this great big marble for a reason. He created us as a race of superhumans who run in and out of hells inferno of buildings while dodging the grip of the devils arms of fire. Yes we fight bravely against the beast who does a flashover and backdraft to take us out but we knockdown the smoking mountain of death with our funny costumes and axes. We eat smoke for snacks and drink lighter fluid when we are thirsty. Fear not regular people cause we wsd told in school to not put out that ball of fire death that civilians call the sun. Oh yes we can knock down the duns fury but must control our Fighfighter powers. Give us money when you see us and say, "We love you and your egos oh great hero Firefighters." We have the power , all we have to do is buy the cocktail party tickets . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Hey Barney, You are back and in your same old self. Did you get all them jelly doughnuts cleaned out from your circulatory system? It sounds like it did. Still you will never make it on the FD. Keep dreaming at night about being a fireman and maybe in your next life your dream may come true. But who knows, most likely you will fail the test again. Hey, Fireboy, does the town supply the cool aid or do you have a cool aid fund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harrison Senior Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 We have the power , all we have to do is buy the cocktail party tickets . Barney, you don't live in town, you're no taxpayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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